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420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer:  Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer:  That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer:  I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes, but-
Lawyer:  I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness:  Yes.
Laywer:  Yes, he raped her.  Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.